Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Here’s supermodel Chrissy Teigen posing for a topless photo shoot with her husband, that guy who plays the piano but isn’t Chrissy Teigen topless so I’m wasting your time right now. As for how and why a married couple seems happy and is doing awesome naked stuff, it’s a mirage. You’re in the desert, and this is all a mirage. Including that cactus you just had sex with which was really a Gila monster, so you should probably get yourself tested. Those things never use condoms. It’s disgusting.

It’s The Madonna Nudes

Because this site is a home for art, here are the infamous nude photos of Madonna currently up for auction at the Guccione Collection. Anthropologists date them around 1977 when she was the tender, young age of 2,720, and only a few years away from conjuring AIDS and inflicting it upon the world after her affections were rebuffed by a drunk Freddie Mercury. Haha! The 80s.