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Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty that Khloe is getting a divorce because Kris Jenner just told TMZ she isn’t:

“Khloe and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced. There’s been no talk of divorce.” Jenner also says both Khloe and Lamar were at her house 2 days ago and everything was fine.
Other sources [named Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Kris Jenner with a mustache and Bruce Jenner with a gun to his head] confirm with TMZ … Khloe has not even spoken with a divorce lawyer.

Of course, one factor to keep in mind is that this storyline conveniently manifested itself the minute Kim Kardashian gave birth and vanished to get liposuction – I mean, got locked in the basement by Kanye. (Please don’t hurt my family.) So for all we know Kris Jenner orchestrated the whole thing and is shooting lightning out of her hands at Khloe for not striking her down with anger. “I’m afraid this whore station is quite operational…”
This is what happens when you ask Lamar if he’s cheating. Try not to do that.