#gist Miley Cyrus Partied With Lindsay Lohan

 

For those of you keeping a silent vigil for the inevitable crash and burn of Miley Cyrus, there’s been a development. Page Six reports:

The tongue-waving twerk queen was seen at a Chelsea club with Magic Johnson’s son EJ Johnson and Andrew Warren when, a spy said, “Lindsay [Lohan] climbed over from her table next to the DJ booth to Miley’s table.”
Then, “The two immediately began whispering in the corner. From that point on, the two tables essentially became one.”
We hear LiLo’s crew included dreadlocked Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor, who sources said has been seeing Lohan, but also looked like he hit it off with Miley on Saturday night. Cyrus and Lohan “stayed till just after 5 a.m.” and even left together.

In related news, just last week Frontline reported that we’ve reached “The End of Antibiotics, Period,” so there’s no way that’s a coincidence. The reapening is at hand! *slaps on HAZMAT suit, crucifix; switches to organic Frosted Flakes* Come at me, bro.