Back in 1999,
Lil’ Kim showed up to the VMAs with a pastie-covered breast hanging out of her outfit which
Diana Ross fondled
forcing our nation, for one night, to agree black people are hilarious.
It was an innocent time. Or so it seemed, except somewhere in
Nashville, Tennessee, a six-year-old girl sat watching after a night of
collecting
women underwear’s from her daddy’s concert
and said, “Ooh, I wanna do that! And stick my tongue out. Daddy, can
y’all be famous and stick your tongue out?” To which her father
answered, “Hold up, little missy, are you my beautiful, luxurious
mullet? Because that is the only thing that deserves my attention and
nothing you can ever say or do will change that fact.” That little girl
was
Miley Cyrus which is one hell of a twist ending, I know. You don’t have to tell me
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