Shia LaBeouf Got His Ass Kicked For Filming A Chick Throwing Up

It’s been way too long since we’ve had a feel-good Shia LaBeouf getting his ass beat post, so here’s Gossip Cop with a report that Shia recently got his dick kicked in because he thought it’d be hilarious to laugh and film a random chick throwing up outside of a bar in London:

The actor, currently in England to film Fury, was walking through Leicester Square when he came across two sisters, Ash and Isis Nawaz, who had taken ill.
LaBeouf is said to have used his camera phone to film one of the women throwing up.
When LaBeouf allegedly ignored her request to leave them alone, a bystander reportedly intervened, striking the star in the face and kicking him in the crotch.
According to local outlets, security guards from a nearby club broke up the fracas and LaBeouf left the scene.

In The Beef’s defense, he did just make a five-hour porno/comedy for Lars Von Trier and can’t just masturbate to normal things like you or I anymore. Puking women is all he has, don’t you see?!