What’s That Dangone Miley Cyrus Gotten Herself Into Now?

For a brief second there, it seemed like Miley Cyrus had finally learned how to properly contain her ass and tongue ushering forth a new age where one was free to peruse the Internet without fear of Mulletspawns licking their way through the virtual world into our own. Except here she is at a bar in New York with her new boyfriend where she tweeted something about “turnt” shit because rednecks murder English good, y’all:

So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT.

Which is awesome because if there’s one story that always ends well in Hollywood, it’s one that starts with a child star spouting crazy on Twitter. “Cinderella-esque,” I believe I heard it described.