Why, Porn Parodies? Why?

Oh, good, he’s bleeding from the eye just like in the mov- wait.
One of the very first movies I saw in the theater was E.T., so it has a special meaning to me along with still holding up as a masterpiece that mops the floor with 99% of most summer blockbusters. So imagine my surprise to find the image above in my inbox along with a link to a trailer for E.T. XXX starring Capri Anderson who you may remember as the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen locked in his hotel room while on a trip to New York with Denise Richards and their kids because families have to learn to share interests. Anyway, before someone asks when I started covering porn parodies, what do you call this shit? Hmm? That’s right. Walk away now.

Surprisingly, this is relatively SFW, but note I said “relatively” before you gather everyone around and make popcorn like I know you have in your desk, Ted.
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