And Now Lady GaGa Doing Some Weird, Naked, Wicker Man-
Because Marina Abramovic has video evidence of Lady GaGa moles- Wait, I already used that joke. Here’s
Lady GaGa practicing “The Abramovic Method” to
help Marina Abramovic raise $600,000
so she can teach people how to breathe in the woods with carrots stuck
to their face. Which sounds ridiculous until you realize she’s already
up to $244,000. So on that note, I’d like to announce my Kickstarter for
only $300,000 – that’s half the price – where I instruct you how to
duct tape bananas to your loved ones to foster an inner beacon of self
actualization. There’s also an advanced course where you mow my yard
naked and build a brick patio for my gas grill, but I’ve already said
too much. I don’t want to spoil an adventure into the greatest location
of them all: You.
A SHORT OF NICKI 2 DAYS AGO what is wrong babes?
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